we'll set it off

I did your mum last night

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Me:
Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom:
It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me:
I DID MY WAITING!
Mom:
Oh, god, not again.
Me:
TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom:
Every time.
Me:
IN AZKABAN!